*calls family member by mom’s request*
*silently prays it goes to voicemail*
wearing your favorite outfit
Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.
Officer Booty reporting for duty.
Operation Shake Dat Ass has commenced.
Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)
im so mad at how funny these are…
I’m so glad people breathe automatically bc if I had to remember to breathe every second I would’ve probably gotten too lazy to do it and died from it a long time ago